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2.48sI thought our love would last forever.
4.34sBut then, 43 years later, she left me
2.22sfor a robot! (SOBBING)
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4.57sHow could she do that to me, her Farnypoo!
5.54sThat's it? You hate robosexuals 'cause your girlfriend left you for a robot?
4.37sShe didn't just leave me for a robot, she was a robot!
7.91s(ALL GASP) (EXCLAIMS) Oh, God, her name wasn't Eunice, it was Unit!
2.17sUnit 47!
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4.05sMy heart was broken, and like a bitter, old picklepuss,
5.4sI took it out on robosexuals everywhere. I'm so ashamed!