2.54s(SIGHS) The news is so violent.
2.2sLet's watch Rachael Ray instead.
2.1sNo, wait, there might be chopping.
4.14sGod, what a wuss. Stop being such a spineless jellyfish.
3.62sYou know full well I am more closely related to the sea cucumber.
1.28sNot where it counts.
1.02s(GROANS)
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1.7sI hated Jim!
7.09sIn other news, our city's filthy, urine-soaked walls have been desecrated by a mysterious tile-work graffiti artist.