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5.59sI fell in love with the sweetest girl ever to skip through a field of posies.
1.72sHer name was Eunice,
3.05sand we spent our blissful days working in a lab,
4.69sdeveloping a poison to wipe out that dreadful posy infestation.
2.32s
2.48sI thought our love would last forever.
4.34sBut then, 43 years later, she left me
2.22sfor a robot! (SOBBING)
3.41s
4.57sHow could she do that to me, her Farnypoo!
5.54sThat's it? You hate robosexuals 'cause your girlfriend left you for a robot?
4.37sShe didn't just leave me for a robot, she was a robot!
7.91s(ALL GASP) (EXCLAIMS) Oh, God, her name wasn't Eunice, it was Unit!