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2.5sIt is not a patch. It's been ages,
3.3saccording to your wildly inappropriate hunk-of-the-month calendar.
1.59sLeave Todd out of this.
4.3sThanks, babe. Also, today is Canadian Independence Day.
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1.97s(BURPING NOISE)
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3.4sThat's Bender's ringtone. I recognize the smell.
1.67sHello? Yo, Amy,
1.92sI'm in the slammer. Oh, no.
2.54sThat's enough lip out of you, moneybags.
1.77sJust get 5 grand and bail me out.
1.98sI don't have that kind of money laying around.
3.3sYeah, you do. You know the floor safe where you keep 10 grand?
3.87sThere's 5 grand in there. Don't make me wait.
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2.75sHey, Bender, you ever kill a man with a sock?
1.33sIt ain't so hard.
1.93s(SCREAMS) (EXCLAIMS)
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2.54sI'd better carve a shiv for protection.
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