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1.87sHello, once again.
5.51sAs usual, I must warn you all that this year's Halloween show is very, very scary,
4.3sand those of you with young children may want to send them off to bed and--
5.6sOh, my. It seems the show is so scary that Congress won't even let us show it.
5.57sInstead they've suggested the 1947 classic Glenn Ford movie, 200 Miles to Oregon.
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2.47sThere's nothing wrong with your television set.
2.47sDo not attempt to adjust your picture.
1.92sWe are controlling the transmission.
2.2sWhat's that, boy? We're in control?
3.87sHey, look! I can see my voice!
2.15sBrrrrrrr! Hee! Hee!
2.14sBlup, blup, blup, blup, blup.
7.79sThis is my voice on Tv - Dad! You're ruining the mood!
Sorry.
4.27sFor the next half hour, we will control what you see and hear.