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3.44sWe saved your ass in Vietnam and shared our prostitutes with Hugh Grant!
3.5sSo give me some free maps and none of that dry British wit!
2.2sI wouldn't dream of it, sir.
0.78sThank you.
1.65sHmm.
5.4sDid you spend an unforgettable night with a soldier from the US Army in 1944?
1.28sYou did?
3.54sWas he from the 1st Infantry Division? He was?
3.07sAnd was he a gentle, caring lover?
3.54sHe was? Sorry I bothered you.
3.47sI don't know if I'm ever gonna find her.
2.99sAw, Dad. I wish there was something I could do.
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1.94sTouch that mini bar and you're dead!
1.17sOh...
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3.45sLook. It's J.K. Rowling, author of the Harry Potter books.
2.82sYou've turned a generation of kids on to reading.
1.28sThank you, young muggle.
2.52sCan you tell me what happens at the end of the series?
2.2sHe grows up and marries you.
1.2sIs that what you want to hear?
1.27sYes.