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2.99sA subscription to BARTFORUM Magazine,
1.88sand Bart will say "Eat my shorts"
1.9son your home answering machine.
1.98sHow much to have Bart crank call me?
2.17s(CHUCKLING) That would be hilarious.
2.47sThat's just me, though. You know, I love to laugh.
4sYoung man, I believe you have something that belongs to me.
1.94sProve it, Bony Curtis.
4.67sWhen the errant bill struck my chest, it left a distinctive bruise.
2.87sHad my heart been inside at the time, it could've been fatal.
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1.37sBART: It's a perfect match!
1.43sYoink!
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3.25s(SCOFFS) Without that bill, this ain't a museum.
3.15sThe Hard Rock Cafe in Phoenix has better crap.
3.42sI'm recycling this pin in disgust!
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3.62sBart, your museum took in over $3,000.
3.57sFinally, I can get what I've always wanted. A used Toyota.