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7.27sI know we don't call as often as we should and we aren't as well-behaved as our goody two-shoes brother Canada,
2.92swho by the way has never had a girlfriend.
1.6sI'm just saying.
4.84sBut please, find it in your jewel-encrusted heart to forgive me.
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6.52sThat was very sweet of the Queen letting you go in exchange for taking Madonna back to America.
4.12sMADONNA: (IN FAKE BRITISH ACCENT) I'm telling you, I'm English.
3.47sEnglish women don't pump gas naked.
1.92sSee you in Atlanta, bitch!
1.72sEDWINA: Abe Simpson.
2.82sAre you leaving again without saying goodbye?
2.6sEdwina, you got my message!
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2.2sSorry I never saw you again.
3.9sI just felt the cultural differences between us were too great.
2.64sPlus, as the boat pulled away from the dock,
2.35sI thought you looked fat.
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