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3.24sM'Lord, we Americans love queens.
2.3sBe they homecoming or dairy.
3.09sThis woman, however, is an imposter!
1.03s(ALL GASPING)
3.49sHer luggage is inscribed "H. R. H."
2.52sWhich means her real name must be...
3.09sHenrietta R. Hippo!
2.99sWhy did you let him be his own barrister?
4.27sWhat difference could it make? He hit the friggin' Queen!
7.24sI guess it's just too much for me to ask for one vacation where we don't go to jail or to a condo sales pitch.
3.12sYour Honor, I've completely disappointed my wife.
1.8sThat's punishment enough.
2.7sYou understand these things. You're a grandmother.
1.75sI'm a man!
4.62s(CHUCKLING NERVOUSLY) And a very manly one if I may say so, m'Lord.