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2.2sHello. Welcome to the United Kingdom.
2.47sPrime Minister Tony Blair?
2.74sWhy are you greeting lowlifes like us at the airport?
4.95sBecause I want to encourage all the world to come see the beauty of 21st century Britain.
3.39sWould an American dollar encourage you to leave us alone?
1.52sNo! But thank you.
4sTony... I mean, Mister Prime Minister, what shall we see first?
3.4sThere's so much to see here. Parliament, Stratford-on-Avon,
2.77sthe White Cliffs of Dover. Oh, and you Americans love castles.
2.97sThere's a huge one in Edinburgh, the city where I was born.
1.97sThe place I was born is now a gator farm.
1.33sSmashing.
2.44sMaybe you could give us a personal tour of your country.
2.05sI'd love to but I'm late for an appointment.
3.2sI'm greeting a lovely Dutch couple at Gate 23. Cheerio.
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3.65sWow! I can't believe we met Mr. Bean!
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2.33sEngland is so classy.
2.64sEvery cab has its own butler.
1.28sActually, I'm not a butler.