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1.62sBart, you're not helping.
3.04sPoke the monster with a stick! Tuppence a jab!
2.03sCome on, queue up, lads.
2.44sOh, Marge, I am so sorry.
3.07sI should've listened to whatever it was you were saying.
4.2sIt's partly my fault. I've been nagging you so much on this trip,
2.77syou couldn't know which nags to focus on.
3.94sWell, Marge, if I die here, there's one thing I want you to remember.
3sDon't buy any videotapes in England!
2.6sThey won't work in our VCR!
1.23s(SOBBING)
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2.95sDear God of England, please let me go.
2.7sIn return, I will spell the word "color" with a "U."
5sAnd I will use the metric system with every cubic milliliter of blood in my...
2.32sOh, I can't do it! It's so stupid!
1.57s- BART: Dad!
- Huh? Oh!
2.67sWe found a secret tunnel out of the Tower!
2.55sIt was used by Sir Walter Raleigh!