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2.82sI watched my career and my love life crumble,
3.02sand I wasn't gonna just stand by and take it.
4.2sThat's when I had the good fortune to meet a young news intern named Priscilla.
5.72sShe was so anxious to get into the reporting business and would have done anything to get on my good side.
1.62sSo I seized the moment.
6.29sI paid her off to seduce James Woods and reel him into a relationship like a fish on a line.
5.17sI knew a hot, young woman like Priscilla could manipulate him into doing anything I wanted.
3.52sAt my direction, she persuaded him to become a born-again Christian,
4.74sand instilled him with the drive to bring together all the people he'd wronged.
2.8sThat's how this weekend came to pass.