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6.21sThen I would fashion the lower intestine into a crude giraffe and give it to his children as a Christmas morning stocking stuffer.
7.31sAnd then as his eyes start to close in final submission to death's cold embrace I point to the ceiling and say, "Is that your card?"
3.07sAnd stuck to the ceiling is the card that he picked earlier.
1.87sOh, I forgot to tell you, he picked a card earlier.
1.33sWow! You're an artist.
2.3sOh, thanks, you're nice. I screwed that up.
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1.57sMuriel?
2.12sOh, yeah, like she's going to answer you, Tom.
3.04sAnd here we go with the attitude. This is why you're single.
3.14sOh, so I'm not supposed to point out when you do something stupid?
1.73sYou hear that? You hear that tone you're using?
1.83sThat's penis repellent right there.