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3.15sTrust me, if this were my work, it'd be much more artful.
1.77sThere's a poetry to what I do.
1.57sYou know how I would've killed James Woods?
1.1sHow?
2.53sI would've electrocuted him, causing a temporary paralysis.
2.37sAnd while he was still conscious, but unable to move,
3.47sI would've reached into his anus and pulled out his lower intestine slowly,
3.2shand over hand, like a fancy magician's scarf trick.
6.21sThen I would fashion the lower intestine into a crude giraffe and give it to his children as a Christmas morning stocking stuffer.
7.31sAnd then as his eyes start to close in final submission to death's cold embrace I point to the ceiling and say, "Is that your card?"
3.07sAnd stuck to the ceiling is the card that he picked earlier.
1.87sOh, I forgot to tell you, he picked a card earlier.
1.33sWow! You're an artist.
2.3sOh, thanks, you're nice. I screwed that up.
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1.57sMuriel?
2.12sOh, yeah, like she's going to answer you, Tom.
3.04sAnd here we go with the attitude. This is why you're single.
3.14sOh, so I'm not supposed to point out when you do something stupid?