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1s- Derek?
- Brut.
1s- Joe?
- Feces.
1s- Consuela?
- Pledge.
1s- Seamus?
- Wood.
1s- Quagmire?
- Wood.
1.03sWow.
4.65sYou know, I have to admit, before this Muriel thing I actually thought you might be the murderer.
1.68sOh, my God, so insulted.
3.15sTrust me, if this were my work, it'd be much more artful.
1.77sThere's a poetry to what I do.
1.57sYou know how I would've killed James Woods?
1.1sHow?
2.53sI would've electrocuted him, causing a temporary paralysis.
2.37sAnd while he was still conscious, but unable to move,
3.47sI would've reached into his anus and pulled out his lower intestine slowly,
3.2shand over hand, like a fancy magician's scarf trick.
6.21sThen I would fashion the lower intestine into a crude giraffe and give it to his children as a Christmas morning stocking stuffer.
7.31sAnd then as his eyes start to close in final submission to death's cold embrace I point to the ceiling and say, "Is that your card?"