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2.13sThat should be me everyone's talking about!
2.44sOh, my God, you guys, we must've fallen asleep.
1.73sWe're in the dream right now!
1.7sThat's right. You are in a dream, children,
3.9swhich means you are going to get something of a serious scratching by me,
1.4sFreddy Kroiger.
1.6sHa! Ha!
1.83sIs it... Is it Kroiger?
3.1sWas I angry? Yes, of course! But I didn't kill him!
3.12sWhat about Seamus? You hated James Woods. You told me so!
3.8sAye. He's the one who made me what I am today.
4.22s(SIGHS) I wish you were a real, live ornery sea captain.
2.8sBut he didn't wish hard enough! It only worked on me head!
1.5sOh, my God, seriously?
3.14sNo. Actually, I was a normal guy until one night, we dropped acid together,
1.63sand he thought I was a steak.
2.14sGrilled me, ate me arms and legs. It was a whole thing.
1.47sBut I'm not the killer!
1.43sWhat about the Mayor?
1.97sHe could have killed him and got himself off scot-free!
3.15s(SIGHS) He took the Twitter name Mayor West,
3.47sso now I have to use Mayor underscore West.
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