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1.03sNobody is.
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4.04sThis truly is a night to celebrate, especially for me.
1.52sHey, what's going on here, Woods?
2.6sThe invitation said this was a dinner in my honor.
1.62sThat's what mine said, too. Yeah, me, too!
1.1s- Mine, too.
- Same here!
1.15sSEAMUS: Aye. STEPHANIE: Where's the food?
3.17sWell, actually, this dinner honors all of you.
1.57sWhere should I begin?
2.94sYou see, recently I've become a born-again Christian,
3.32sthanks to this beautiful little angel.
2.19sShe came into my life as if out of nowhere,
2.47senchanted me beyond my wildest dreams,
4.77sand opened my eyes to the cleansing truth of Jesus Christ's love.
3.57sNo, honey, it was always within you. I just helped you find it.
3.07sUm... What does all this gay stuff have to do with us?
1.5sWell, the fact of the matter is,
3.49sI have wronged each and every one of you in some way.
3.97sAnd, since I am a man of God now, I am truly repentant.
2.95sSo, I invited you all here to make amends.
1.62sAnd why the hell should we trust you?