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1.27sGood evening, everyone.
2.52s(GASPS) James Woods!
3.79s(SNARLS) Thank you for joining me at my humble manor.
3.37sI'd like to introduce you to my lovely companion, Priscilla.
1.35sNice to meet you all.
0.88sWho's he?
1.63sOh, I thought he was a shark.
1.8sNo, he was on a show called Shark.
1.33sBut he's made of wood?
2.97sNo, his last name is Woods, but he's not made of wood.
1.03sNobody is.
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4.04sThis truly is a night to celebrate, especially for me.
1.52sHey, what's going on here, Woods?
2.6sThe invitation said this was a dinner in my honor.
1.62sThat's what mine said, too. Yeah, me, too!