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2.24sALL: Surprise!
1.79sIt was hard for me to begin with,
2.82sbut it got worse when, not so coincidentally,
4.89sTom began pushing Channel Five News to replace me with a fresh, young face,
2.2sand he succeeded.
3.59sThree weeks from now, I'll be off the air.
3.44sWell, apparently, all men think the same way,
3.4sbecause around the same time, James dumped me.
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2.82sI watched my career and my love life crumble,
3.02sand I wasn't gonna just stand by and take it.
4.2sThat's when I had the good fortune to meet a young news intern named Priscilla.
5.72sShe was so anxious to get into the reporting business and would have done anything to get on my good side.
1.62sSo I seized the moment.
6.29sI paid her off to seduce James Woods and reel him into a relationship like a fish on a line.
5.17sI knew a hot, young woman like Priscilla could manipulate him into doing anything I wanted.
3.52sAt my direction, she persuaded him to become a born-again Christian,
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