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1.82sLook, he's got a landline we can use!
2.45sOh, no. You know, I wouldn't feel right about that.
2.57sWe're guests, and it's long distance.
2.09sDoesn't matter. The line's dead.
1.2sOh, my God!
3.25s(ALL CLAMORING) Whoa, whoa, whoa, all right. Look.
4.04sEverybody but Chris, just keep your pants on and let's figure a way out of this.
1.92sHe's right. We just gotta stay calm.
1.43sWith a killer in the house?
1.4sKiller in the house.
2.42sOh, my God. I just realized something.
2.03sJames Woods hates me the most.
2.17sThat means he's probably gonna kill me next.
2.38s(IN SOUTHERN VOICE) Well, I reckon if I was a cattle-rustler,
1.44sI wouldn't be afeared.
1.87sOh, Peter, that's good.
1.27sI know, Lois.
2.17sHey, guys, has anybody seen James?
2.18sSweetheart, you may want to sit down for this.
2.89sWho want little tiny tacos?
1.63sOh, little taco. I'll have one of those.
2.72s(ALL GASPING) It's him! Sorry I took so long.
3.34sI was going to the bathroom, and I just couldn't stop looking at my penis,
1.62s'cause it's, you know, so fantastic.
1.77sYou're a monster... Yeah, I heard it's fantastic.
1.82sYou're a monster, James Woods!
2.27sYou think you can just commit murder and get away with it?