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1.82sIs this the latest you've ever stayed up?
1.7sIt's the latest I've ever stayed up.
1.03sOh, no!
2.77sSomeone's taken Mr. Woods' Golden Globe!
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3.1sShe's right! There was a Golden Globe award here, and it's gone.
2.64sI think we may have identified our blunt object.
2.17sIt's very important award.
2.34sNow, now, actually if I can clarify this,
2.1sit's not a very important award.
2.03sOkay? Here's how the Golden Globes work.
1.13sYou want a Golden Globe,
2.57sall you gotta do is take a member of the Foreign Press out to lunch,
1.5sand they'll vote for you. Hmm?
1.37sThat's all you gotta do.
2.5sAnd there's only like 30 guys in the Foreign Press,
2.97sso it's relatively easy to buy one of those things, okay?
1.83sAre you with me, America? You with me?
5.47sSo let's all just shut the fuck up about the prestige of these damn things because it's a sale, you know?