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1.07sHey, who's the director, Brian?
1.2sMarty Scorsese.
1sWho's the star of Silence of the Lambs?
1.07sTony Hopkins.
1.03sWho sang Hold on to the Nights?
1sDick Marx.
1.5sWho is the cast of Miami Vice?
2.94sDonnie Johnnie, Philly Mikey Tommy and Eddie Jimmy Olmos.
2.89sYou are just douchy to the core.
1.52sLook, whoever the killer is,
2.77sthey had a reason for wanting James Woods dead.
1.17sNow who here has a motive?
2.6sWell, according to James Woods, we all did.
1.97sHe brought us here to make amends with us.
2.74sBut he wronged one of us enough to want revenge.
2.33sThe question is, who?
2.23sWell, I know one person who could have.
2.79sMy partner, Tom.
3.67sAll right, it's true. James Woods ruined my career!
1.47sI originally wanted to be an actor.
2.24sAnd I booked the lead role in Nightmare on Elm Street.
1.77sBut James Woods said, "No, don't bother.
1.4s"Something else will come along."