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3.34sI was going to the bathroom, and I just couldn't stop looking at my penis,
1.62s'cause it's, you know, so fantastic.
1.77sYou're a monster... Yeah, I heard it's fantastic.
1.82sYou're a monster, James Woods!
2.27sYou think you can just commit murder and get away with it?
1sQuagmire loved that girl!
1.45sQUAGMIRE: Easy.
1.93sMurder? What are you talking about?
2.29sYou're going away for a long time, pal.
1.83sJimmy, what does he mean?
1.85sLook, I honestly don't know what's going on here.
1.42sOh, really?
2.95sWell, maybe that dead pile of cookie dough in the next room will refresh your memory.
3.25sWhat do you mean? There's nothing in the next room.
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1.4s(GASPS) It's gone!
2.25sWhere is she, Woods? What'd you do with the body?
1.35sWhat body?
1.68sYou know, maybe she wasn't dead.
2.17sI'll admit it, I'm not great with that stuff sometimes.
1.8sAll right, I don't know what's happening here,
1.7sbut look, I'm a lot of things.
2.57sA member of Mensa, a huge hit with the ladies,
4.9ssomeone who, you know, would have broken out bigger if he weren't so impossible to work with. Right. But a murderer?
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