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1.63s- Hi, Carl. - Hey, Bear.
4.97sSo, in the bear world are, like, pandas your version of interracial children?
2.54sYeah. Pandas aren't something I agree with.
1.23sThey're cute, though, right?
1.2sJust when they're babies.
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1.2sMuriel?
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1.2sMuriel?
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1.58sMuriel!
1.48s(SNIFFS) Nothing.
1.68sYou actually know what she smells like?
1.3sI know what everybody smells like.
1s- Carl? - Cheetos.
1s- Mort? - Pennies.
1s- Derek? - Brut.
1s- Joe? - Feces.
1s- Consuela? - Pledge.
1s- Seamus? - Wood.
1s- Quagmire? - Wood.
1.03sWow.
4.65sYou know, I have to admit, before this Muriel thing I actually thought you might be the murderer.
1.68sOh, my God, so insulted.
3.15sTrust me, if this were my work, it'd be much more artful.
1.77sThere's a poetry to what I do.
1.57sYou know how I would've killed James Woods?
1.1sHow?
2.53sI would've electrocuted him, causing a temporary paralysis.
2.37sAnd while he was still conscious, but unable to move,
3.47sI would've reached into his anus and pulled out his lower intestine slowly,
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