2.57sWell, we got an invitation to a dinner in my honor.
3.27sI assumed it was for all those arrests I made last month.
2.5sThat's weird. My invitation said it was in my honor.
2.1sI assumed it was for being able to fart the alphabet,
2.34swhich I almost did, till I pooped on the "S."
3.4sOh, well. Everybody on the bus was upset long before that anyway.
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