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3.27sI assumed it was for all those arrests I made last month.
2.5sThat's weird. My invitation said it was in my honor.
2.1sI assumed it was for being able to fart the alphabet,
2.34swhich I almost did, till I pooped on the "S."
3.4sOh, well. Everybody on the bus was upset long before that anyway.
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1.03sWhat the...
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1.47sDerek and Jillian?
1.65sWow! Hi, Brian!
1.13sHey, kiddo.
1.6sWhat, what are you guys doing here?
3.7sI got a card that says they're throwing a dinner in my honor.
1.2sWait a minute, what the hell's going on here?
1.9sEverybody got the same invitation?
3.05sMuriel, if you're not gonna eat your half of the cheeseburger,
2.87sI'll see if they have a freezer so I can keep it nice.
2.57sI'm gonna walk around, I think my vagina's asleep.
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1.4sOh! Hey.
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1.07sUh...
2.07sDidn't think I'd see anyone I knew here.