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1.1sHow?
2.53sI would've electrocuted him, causing a temporary paralysis.
2.37sAnd while he was still conscious, but unable to move,
3.47sI would've reached into his anus and pulled out his lower intestine slowly,
3.2shand over hand, like a fancy magician's scarf trick.
6.21sThen I would fashion the lower intestine into a crude giraffe and give it to his children as a Christmas morning stocking stuffer.
7.31sAnd then as his eyes start to close in final submission to death's cold embrace I point to the ceiling and say, "Is that your card?"
3.07sAnd stuck to the ceiling is the card that he picked earlier.
1.87sOh, I forgot to tell you, he picked a card earlier.
1.33sWow! You're an artist.
2.3sOh, thanks, you're nice. I screwed that up.
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