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2.03sJames Woods hates me the most.
2.17sThat means he's probably gonna kill me next.
2.38s(IN SOUTHERN VOICE) Well, I reckon if I was a cattle-rustler,
1.44sI wouldn't be afeared.
1.87sOh, Peter, that's good.
1.27sI know, Lois.
2.17sHey, guys, has anybody seen James?
2.18sSweetheart, you may want to sit down for this.
2.89sWho want little tiny tacos?
1.63sOh, little taco. I'll have one of those.
2.72s(ALL GASPING) It's him! Sorry I took so long.
3.34sI was going to the bathroom, and I just couldn't stop looking at my penis,
1.62s'cause it's, you know, so fantastic.
1.77sYou're a monster... Yeah, I heard it's fantastic.
1.82sYou're a monster, James Woods!
2.27sYou think you can just commit murder and get away with it?
1sQuagmire loved that girl!
1.45sQUAGMIRE: Easy.
1.93sMurder? What are you talking about?
2.29sYou're going away for a long time, pal.
1.83sJimmy, what does he mean?
1.85sLook, I honestly don't know what's going on here.
1.42sOh, really?
2.95sWell, maybe that dead pile of cookie dough in the next room will refresh your memory.
3.25sWhat do you mean? There's nothing in the next room.
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