Use the timeline below to select up to 20 seconds to watch or share.
2.47sYeah, or a T. rex trying to masturbate.
4.17sAll right, Internet porn, check. Tissues, check.
3.87sLotion, check. Okay, let's go.
2.45sAnd that's why they were such vicious killers.
3.79sHe couldn't masturbate because his arms are too short
13.3sThey feared him from Kilpatrick down to Galway Bay Port Luckily he found a wife so he could have sex The non-masturbatin' Tyrannosaurus rex Okay, look, tempers are starting to get a little heated,
2.63sso why don't we all go take us a little potty break?
4.94sNow you're all gonna have to witness me taking an old-man pill that looks way too big to swallow.
2.9s(GULPS) There we go.