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3.2sFollowed by an all-new Slowly Rotating Black Man.
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4.84sMADAME CLAUDE: And so Lady Redbush sailed off to the New World to find her beloved,
3.5sand the timing was good because his new wife was a pain in him ass.
1.57sAnd then I finished scrubbing the kettle,
1.93sbut then I saw that I had missed a spot.
2.67sAnd, oh, I was so worried that the whole thing wasn't clean enough,
1.83sso I went back and started washing it again.
2.4sAnd sure enough, I'd missed another spot.
2.67sAnd there was a clump of cornmeal under the rim from when I made breakfast.
2.27sShut up, Meg! I pray thee, shut up.
1.27sGriffin!
1.47sLady Redbush!
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4.8sMADAME CLAUDE: And so Griffin Peterson and Lady Redbush were happily reunited.
7.51sOf course, Griffin had to go through the complex, extensive divorce procedure required by 18th century society.
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