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9.98s(PHONE RINGING) (ON ANSWERING MACHINE) Hello. You've reached Alan Rickman at 555-0122.
2.8sPlease leave a message at the beep.
4s(MACHINE BEEPS) ALAN: (ON ANSWERING MACHINE) Alan, it's me again.
3.27sRemember that turtle joke for the party.
6.54s(ALAN LAUGHS) Hey, y'all. I want you to meet my cousin from Jamaica, Madame Claude.
1.53sNice to meet you all.
2.27s(CHUCKLES) You sound like the crab from Little Mermaid.
1.73sI had crabs once. It's awful.
2.67sYou got to buy that cream that comes with a little comb.
1.47sOf course I can still use the comb.
2.17sWell, that's Quagmire.
1.1sAnd you know what else?
1.6sMadame Claude is psychic.
2.4sShe can tell you what you were in a past life.
3.14sI already know what I was. A strawberry.