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2.67sI'm so horny. Kiss my hand.
1.47sWhat are you doing here?
2.94sI was just walking off the rotted goose anus I had for breakfast,
2.37sand I thought I'd come by and ask you a little question.
1.33sWhat's that?
1.1sWill you marry me?
2.2s(GASPS) Oh, my God, yes!
3.9sYes, I will, Griffin! Oh, I thought you'd never ask.
1.74s
1.2sDid you do it? I did it!
4.64s(EXCLAIMING EXCITEDLY) MADAME CLAUDE: But in another part of London,
3.3sthere was a man who was not in such good spirits.
3.2sThe King of England, Stewart the Third.
4.77s(SIGHS) I'm so bored. I wish to be entertained. Where's my troupe of actors?
6.31s(TRUMPETS BLOWING FANFARE) Presenting the cast of How I Met Your Mother!
1.73sYou told her I told you I kissed her?
1.73sDude, you broke the bro code.
1.6sThat's not against the bro code.
3.37sYes, it is. Article 15 B. That's the heart of the bro code, man.
1.9sWhoa, you're right! I guess I did break the bro code.
2.73sHey. Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa...
1.57sWhat is this?
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