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2.47sI declare this land Quahog!
2.44sThis place is nothing but a wilderness! What are we gonna do?
2.27sWe're gonna build a new settlement.
3.57sWe'll have a happy new life, and we'll have equal rights for all.
4.07sExcept blacks, Asians, Hispanics, Jews, gays, women, Muslims...
2.07sUm... Everybody who's not a white man.
2.7sAnd I mean white-white. So no Italians, no Polish.
2.54sJust people from Ireland, England and Scotland.
2.17sBut only certain parts of Scotland and Ireland.
1.87sJust full-blooded whites.
1.7sNo, you know what? Not even whites.
1.8sNobody gets any rights.
1.6s(SIGHS) America.
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2.77sHow's your stewed fox quail, my dear?
3.17sIt's quite good. I'm also enjoying the turtled hen.
2sIsn't the turtled hen good?
4.07sSo, listen, you and I need to have a conversation about you not bearing me a son.
1.77sWell, my lord, we've discussed this.
2.67sWe have to have sex in order for me to bear you a son.