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2.37sMADAME CLAUDE: It is a crisp, clear spring morning,
3.84sand Griffin Peterson is riding to the home of his beloved.
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2.04sPeterson, what are you doing here?
3.4sShouldn't you be down at your job making oblong bricks out of manure and straw?
1.8sNo, we're off. It's Martin Luther Day.
2.64s(CHUCKLES) Yes, that's a very smart joke.
1.8sIsn't that right, comedy professors?
2.97s(MURMURING IN AGREEMENT) PROFESSORS: Well done. Indeed.
1.33sNow, what do you want?
2.77sI want to marry your daughter, and I'm here to ask for your blessing.
2.3sWhat could you possibly have to offer my daughter?
5.04sWell, I'm one of the few guys in this town who isn't dying a slow, painful diarrhea death.
1.3sAll right, come on in.
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2.34sKnock-knock. Lady Redbush?
3.44s(GASPS) Griffin! It's so good to see you.
2.67sI'm so horny. Kiss my hand.
1.47sWhat are you doing here?
2.94sI was just walking off the rotted goose anus I had for breakfast,