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1.8sIsn't that right, comedy professors?
2.97s(MURMURING IN AGREEMENT) PROFESSORS: Well done. Indeed.
1.33sNow, what do you want?
2.77sI want to marry your daughter, and I'm here to ask for your blessing.
2.3sWhat could you possibly have to offer my daughter?
5.04sWell, I'm one of the few guys in this town who isn't dying a slow, painful diarrhea death.
1.3sAll right, come on in.
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2.34sKnock-knock. Lady Redbush?
3.44s(GASPS) Griffin! It's so good to see you.
2.67sI'm so horny. Kiss my hand.
1.47sWhat are you doing here?
2.94sI was just walking off the rotted goose anus I had for breakfast,
2.37sand I thought I'd come by and ask you a little question.
1.33sWhat's that?
1.1sWill you marry me?
2.2s(GASPS) Oh, my God, yes!
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