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1.77sSomebody's making a joke. Forget it.
6.27sMADAME CLAUDE: Meanwhile, Griffin Peterson and the other exiles pass the time on the ship to the New World.
3.54sAw, crap! A splinter. Well, it's been nice knowing you guys.
1.57sSo what'd you do to get exiled?
6.37sI got caught pleasuring myself to a painstakingly etched engraving of the Wife of Bath. What'd you do?
3.3sI slept with an underage virgin to cure my puff penis.
2.5sHey, fellows. You want to join me in a game of mumble peg?
2.57sOh, no, thanks. Fine. I'll play by myself.
2.04s(MUMBLING GIBBERISH)
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1.63sOne, nothing!
2.87sMADAME CLAUDE: Eventually, after many months at sea,
4.77sGriffin Peterson and his shipmates finally reached the New World.
2.47sI declare this land Quahog!
2.44sThis place is nothing but a wilderness! What are we gonna do?
2.27sWe're gonna build a new settlement.
3.57sWe'll have a happy new life, and we'll have equal rights for all.
4.07sExcept blacks, Asians, Hispanics, Jews, gays, women, Muslims...