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1.17sOr "CAN'T."
3.4sSome of you may discover a wonderful vocation you never imagined.
2.2sOthers may find out life isn't fair.
12.01sIn spite of your masters from Bryn Mawr you might end up a baby-sitter to dead-eyed fourth graders while your husband runs naked on a beach with your marriage counselor!
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1.27sFirst question--
8.14s"If I could be any animal, I would be: "A) a carpenter ant "B) a nurse shark or, C) a lawyer bird."
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1.48sQuestion 60--
8.34s"I prefer the smell of: "A) gasoline "B) french fries or, C) bank customers."
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2.3sWell, that was a waste of time.
2.64sJanie, school is never a waste of time.
5.87sSince we have 15 minutes until recess please put down your pencils and stare at the front of the room.