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7.62sI saw some awful things in 'Nam but you really have to wonder at the mentality that would desecrate a helpless puma.
4.37sI never thought I'd say this but the no-goodniks rule this school.
2.6sGet your hands off me!
2.55sGod, I could really use a half day.
3.8sThink you're big men with your handcuffs and blasted Tasers!
1.15sGet him out of here.
3.6sI'll get you, Bart Simpson, if it's the last thing I do!
1.45sWhat is this all about?
1.72sIt's quite simple, really.
2.65sI observed our friend, Groundskeeper Willie, burning leaves--
2.6sa blatant disregard for our clean air laws.
3sBart Simpson on the side of law and order?!
2.29sHas the world gone topsy-turvy?
1.08sThat's right, man.
3.77sI got my first taste of authority and I liked it.
1.72sHmm.
5.57sThere are a lot of troublemakers in this school and I can't be everywhere at once.