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3.89sLooks like you just bought yourself a lottery ticket-- to jail.
1.47sHe's unconscious, sir.
2.04sOh, they can still hear things.
4.09sSir, I know what I want to be when I grow up-- a cop.
4.07sUntil then, son I'm making you an honorary police officer.
2.09sEddie, give him your badge.
0.7sHey!
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0.85sMorning, honey.
4.24sWhat's so good about being stuck in the house behind a stove?
4.75sLisa, I know you're down on homemaking but it can really let you be creative.
5.51sSee? This morning I turned bacon, eggs, and toast into a smiley face for Bart and Homer.
1.98sWhat's the point? They'll never notice.
2.35sOh, well, you'd surprised.
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2.65sHmm, umm, hmm...
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2.6sNow just relax your hand.
1.37sThank you, ma'am.
1.94sYou've been most cooperative.