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2sLike, that's how late. Morning, family.
2.8sAnyone needs me, I'll be out in the yard using my new riding mower.
1.57sA riding mower?
2.42sFor God's sakes, stop making all these frivolous purchases.
3.45sYou just blew all that money hiring that English-to-raccoon translator.
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6.66s(WHISPERING) (CHITTERING) (CHITTERING ANGRILY) Don't need a translator for that one.
2.2sTell him to come back when he's ready to act like an adult.
1.6s(LAWNMOWER WHIRRING)
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1.68s
1.2sHey, what's up, Quagmire?
2.13sOh, there's the sound of the birds.
1.17sI thought they all disappeared,
1.53sbecause all I could hear was a lawnmower.
3.87sOh, and what's that? The wind in the trees! Good... That still exists.
1.77sWhat are you doing there, planting some flowers?
1.5sHey, look, why don't you go bother Joe, huh?
1.57sI can't. He's in Vegas for the weekend,
2.27sseeing that handicapped Cher impersonator.
2.79sIf I could turn back time
1.64s
6.51sIf I could find a way Yeah! We all want to turn back time!
3.04sThis is the biggest sitting ovation I've ever seen!
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