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2.52s"Dear stuffed shirts at Ritz Crackers.
2.8s"A chain is only as strong as its weakest link.
5.24s"Just as a box of crackers is only as appealing as its least intact sleeve.
4.07s"I am paying for fully formed crackers, not butter crumbles.
2.4s"I don't buy your product with broken quarters,
3.84s"don't stick me with broken pieces of cracker, you miserable dickheads!
2.27s"Regards, Mort Goldman again."
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2.73sAll right, let's get to work.
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