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3.04sThis is the biggest sitting ovation I've ever seen!
2.72s
1.52sDamn it, where the hell did I put that?
1.44sWhat are you looking for, Brian?
1.47sThat steak bone you gave me last night.
1.43sI can't remember what the hell I did with it.
1.63sDidn't you bring it outside?
1.25s(LAWNMOWER WHIRRING)
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3.14s(SCREAMING) Holy crap! Quagmire, you all right?
3.17sNo, I'm not all right! My head's gushing blood, you idiot!
1.82sTake your hand away.
1.87sOh, boy! All right, hold still, Quagmire.
1.34s
2.28sOh, my God! A piece of your brain came out!
1.43sAh! Well, that can't be good!
1sWell, maybe it's not so bad.
2.37sI can feed it to my pet zombie.
3.3sHere you go. Yeah, you're hungry, aren't ya?
1.07sHe was a rescue.
3.94sWhen I found him, he was just walking face-first into a chain-link fence downtown.
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2sAll right, almost done here, Glenn.
2.25sThere we are, all finished.
2.3sAh! Well, look at this. Look what happened.
4.04s(CHUCKLES) Well, by the laws of comedy, you and I have to be roommates now.
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