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1.73sWell, that doesn't totally surprise me.
3.72sA friend of mine staying in my house got, um, injured,
2.94sand my homeowner's insurance wouldn't pay her doctor bills.
3.85sSaid the policy didn't cover an "Act of Rod."
6.67sYeah, come to think of it, they wouldn't even pay for the fetus Lois lost when we went to visit the Museum of Staircases and Spring-loaded Boxing Gloves.
1.93sYeah, you know, they don't seem to pay out on anything.
1.03sNo, not at all, right?
1.6sYeah, that's true, they don't pay.
2.9sWell, then I say, screw the bastards! Let's burn the place down!
2.79sWhat? Peter, we're talking about a major crime here.
2.93sThis is not smuggling Oriental women into the country in steel cans.
1.6sThis is a serious felony.
2.74sQuagmire, this whole mess was our fault. We got to make it right.
1.9sAnd, look, as long as nobody sees us,
2.12sand we don't tell anybody, then we're in the clear.
2.6sWell, I guess I did kind of destroy your business, Mort.
2.3sAll right, then let's do it, tomorrow night!
4.07sGood. I'm just gonna have to reschedule my weekly re-circumcision.
2.03sSo, what are we doing today, a little off the top?
0.95sYeah, but leave a little up front,
1.03sso I have something to play with.
1.1sSounds good.
1.28sAnd take a look at the back.
1.43s- You see that there?
- Yeah.
1.27sYeah, let's trim that. I don't know when that started,