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3.17sNo, I'm not all right! My head's gushing blood, you idiot!
1.82sTake your hand away.
1.87sOh, boy! All right, hold still, Quagmire.
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2.28sOh, my God! A piece of your brain came out!
1.43sAh! Well, that can't be good!
1sWell, maybe it's not so bad.
2.37sI can feed it to my pet zombie.
3.3sHere you go. Yeah, you're hungry, aren't ya?
1.07sHe was a rescue.
3.94sWhen I found him, he was just walking face-first into a chain-link fence downtown.
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2sAll right, almost done here, Glenn.
2.25sThere we are, all finished.
2.3sAh! Well, look at this. Look what happened.
4.04s(CHUCKLES) Well, by the laws of comedy, you and I have to be roommates now.
1sThat's hilarious, Doc.
1.37sAll right, here we go.
4sNow, I'm going to prescribe a course of antibiotics and some painkillers and...
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1.77s- Hey, Elmer.
- Hey.
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1.47sShe sucks.
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1.78sOkay, Quagmire, before we get your prescription,
1.13slet's grab some bandages.
1.97sGod, this is such an East Coast pharmacy.