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1.6sI'm gonna lose everything!
1.67sOh, Gosh, Mort, I feel terrible about this.
1.7sI wish there was some way we could fix it.
3.27sYou know, my cousin had the same problem, but he lucked out,
1.9s'cause his business burned to the ground.
2.4sThe insurance made him a very rich man.
2.25s(CHUCKLES) Too bad we can't just torch the pharmacy.
1.53sAw, come on, no, we can't do that.
2.15sThat'd be like stealing from the insurance companies.
1.95sIt wouldn't be right. Oh, they're bastards.
2.5sLast year, after I lost my beloved Muriel,
3.37sour life insurance company refused to pay on her policy.
4.25sThey took what should have been a pleasant experience and made it into an ordeal!
1.73sWell, that doesn't totally surprise me.
3.72sA friend of mine staying in my house got, um, injured,
2.94sand my homeowner's insurance wouldn't pay her doctor bills.
3.85sSaid the policy didn't cover an "Act of Rod."
6.67sYeah, come to think of it, they wouldn't even pay for the fetus Lois lost when we went to visit the Museum of Staircases and Spring-loaded Boxing Gloves.
1.93sYeah, you know, they don't seem to pay out on anything.
1.03sNo, not at all, right?
1.6sYeah, that's true, they don't pay.
2.9sWell, then I say, screw the bastards! Let's burn the place down!