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1.23sNORA: Mmm.
2.03s- Oh, Joe.
- Oh, Nora.
1.43sNORA: Did you bring protection?
2.1sJOE: Oh, don't worry. Nothing comes out of the front.
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1.87sWhat a great day for Joe and Bonnie.
3.1sThis is Kevin's first birthday since he came home from Iraq.
3.54sWhy does Kevin always sit at the bus stop but never gets on a bus?
3.27sPlease don't bring that up. Don't bring anything he does up.
1.6sHey, you guys.
1.27sYou're right on time.
2.55sKevin just woke up screaming from his afternoon nap.
2.68sMom, it's my birthday, and you invited your friends.
2.15sAll yours are dead!
2.99sHey, guys. Can I talk to you for a second?
1.27sI did something terrible.
1.8sAh, hey, we've all done terrible things.
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1.03sAttention, everyone.
3.9sThe plane is sinking, so I need you all to proceed onto the floating slide.
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1.55sPETER: Dear airplane people,
2.44sI owe you one floating slide.
1.5sAnd just so you know,
2.44sthe guy stewardess was angry gay, not happy gay.
0.87sWhat does it say?