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2.4sYou know how they say never meet your heroes?
1.74sWell, they don't say anything about kissing them.
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1.78sWhoa!
1.45sJeez, every cop in town is here.
1.13sI know.
1.58sWho do you think is taking care of the city?
0.85sNo.
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1.03sNo.
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1.13sNo.
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1.07sNo.
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1.5sMAN: What the hell? Come on!
1.63sNo drive. Is wet.
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1.55sHey, fun party last night, Joe.
1.77sYou guys, I got something to tell you.
2.44sThe weirdest thing happened to me at that party.
2.24sI got kissed by this chick cop.
2.55sNo way! What's she look like? Is she hot?
1.32sWell, I don't know.
2.13sIs Elizabeth Perkins hot?
3.47s(STUTTERS) I... I don't know.
1.53sWay to go, Joe! Did you bang her?
2.04sWhat? Of course not, Quagmire!
2.87sI mean, I'm a married man. I could never cheat on Bonnie.
2.37sWell, under normal circumstances, you'd be right to say that,
2.23sbut in this case, cheating would be the only fair thing.
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