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1.97sYou can't get them things wet, by the way,
2.53sbut don't worry, this don't affect that.
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2.44sWe interrupt this program for some breaking news,
2.23swhich is why I'm still chewing a bagel.
1.47s(CHEWING) Mmm.
1.4sJust roll the footage.
1.67sJOYCE: A major drug bust in Quahog today,
3.14sas police seized over 100 kilos of cocaine.
1.57sTOM: (SMACKS LIPS) Okay, I'm done. That's right, Joyce!
3.67sApparently, there were 100 kilos of cocaine right here in Quahog.
1.88sAnd yet my guy can't get dick.
5.65sJOYCE: Singled out for special recognition in orchestrating today's drug bust was Officer Joe Swanson.
2.7sIt feels good to know that, thanks to me and my colleagues,
3.95sa lot fewer people will be injecting cocaine into their penises tonight.
1.05sIs that a thing?
1.2sIt's a great thing.
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2.47s(CHEERING) - Great job, Joe!
Way to go!
1sThere he is!
1.1sHey, thanks, everybody.
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0.85sHey, guys.
1.7sHey, Joe, I saw you on TV.
2.5sNow I have to go through the five stages of having a celebrity friend.
1.78sOh, you're on TV! That's so cool!
2.07sWe are going right to the top together!
1.37sOh, you think you're better than us, huh?
2.27sJust one fucking stroke of luck, and you're there and I'm here!