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2.42sI'm not an impressionist, but you get the idea.
4.42sI perform purification rituals on my body after we have sex.
4.7sI find it cleanses the immeasurable sadness of having lain with a wretch.
1.03sI want a divorce!
1.87sYou got it!
1.6sSorry. I opened some of the gifts.
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3.74sDoes the Swanson divorce mean that I have to go live with Grandma and Grandpa?
3.24sNo, Chris, it does not. That doesn't even make any sense.
3.22sPeter, I can't believe you would encourage Joe to have an affair.
1.43sLook, Lois, it's in the Bible.
2.07sWhat's in the Bible?
2.33sI don't know. Doesn't that always cover it somehow?
1.84sPeter, you blew up their marriage!
1.75sThis was a huge mistake.
1.6sWell, we've all made mistakes.
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1.1sEh.
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4.09s(STEWIE SCREAMING) Why did the sign say "not an exit"?
2.32sIt should have just said "gorilla door"!