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4.74sMALE TV ANNOUNCER: And now, Quahog Channel 5 presents "Movie and a Bath with a Guy Named Lou."
2.64sHey. It's Saturday night, and you know what that means.
4.34sWe're gonna take a bath and watch the 1984 interesting movie, Gremlins.
1.5sNow, the gremlins are funny.
3.47sI don't know if those things are puppets or they put costumes on dogs or something,
3.27sbut let's press "play" and find out, huh?
1.97sYou can't get them things wet, by the way,
2.53sbut don't worry, this don't affect that.
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2.44sWe interrupt this program for some breaking news,
2.23swhich is why I'm still chewing a bagel.
1.47s(CHEWING) Mmm.
1.4sJust roll the footage.
1.67sJOYCE: A major drug bust in Quahog today,
3.14sas police seized over 100 kilos of cocaine.
1.57sTOM: (SMACKS LIPS) Okay, I'm done. That's right, Joyce!
3.67sApparently, there were 100 kilos of cocaine right here in Quahog.
1.88sAnd yet my guy can't get dick.
5.65sJOYCE: Singled out for special recognition in orchestrating today's drug bust was Officer Joe Swanson.
2.7sIt feels good to know that, thanks to me and my colleagues,
3.95sa lot fewer people will be injecting cocaine into their penises tonight.